Don’t Forget

  • New Haven, Connecticut

  • magazine racks

  • a poster of a wizard

  • cruise ship document

  • rory and the robot video

  • tastycakes in the freezer

  • a nice few days in her sister’s apartment

  • shith’ead

  • mina had a tragic backstory

  • was that a real production of “beds are burning” in elementary school?

  • cheese fries don’t like me as much as i like them

  • that one CATS shirt

  • the girl in the chicken costume

  • i think i was a fry cook at a university-run student club once

  • you did it to yourself

  • spectral tiger

  • who’s this handsome fella?

  • i wasn’t there for them

  • scarlet with megan

  • mario, a gem of a man

  • something went wrong

  • parker, he was a bad man

  • your 5th grade teacher also sold jewelry

  • “flush these”

  • oriental chicken salad

  • watching rats fuck in an alley behind cvs

  • mitchell and his lovely wife

  • i did not do well at kutztown

  • eau claire, wisconsin

  • greyhounds to philly

  • history of rock music

  • bible study

  • dan the repairman

  • you can take the cap off with your teeth but shouldn’t

  • maldia

  • you shouldn’t smell gasoline in the car

  • 3-4-5, 3-4-6

  • xenical, a bad idea

  • mushrooms, also a bad idea

  • pizza date to almost calling 911 on yourself

  • whiskey in a mountain dew bottle in the hot tub

  • x-files box set

  • danger zone

  • please stop driving across the country

  • cheese date bad

  • they didn’t deserve that

  • you had a hundred futures

  • patti apparently stole tubs of cheesecake

  • where do you want your nipples

  • ice cream shop for hot chocolate

  • grapefruit on the back deck

  • lola

  • the city view diner

  • mariah carey butterfly tour shirt

  • exometrium

  • sophia, not a cool person

  • clymer’s closet

  • on 9/11 i went to the encounter

  • mee

  • someone died in your bedroom

  • next time answer the phone

  • whatever happened never stopped

  • they’re all married

  • if you faint they can’t perform the procedure

  • you never had to leave

  • weis pizza

  • nice apples

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Recipe: Mama Thompson’s Famous Chili